Karma Cereal with Strawberries and Cream

I've spent a good chunk of my life trying to figure things out. I did the philosophy thing until I found that reading with a dictionary beside you is just too damn time consuming. Then I did religions and found that you have to have faith to believe and that was just too damn hard too. I studied the Mysteries for a while, learned about pyramids and astral travelers, I studied some ancient civilizations for hints at the big secrets and I dabbled in some armchair psychology, physics, biology and got lost along the way. All of this I did just to discover something about human nature and the unanswerable questions.

The questions I need the answers to are:

1. Why do people give me the finger for going the speed limit.
2. Why does the kid who packs my groceries act so smug.
3. If you know you're going to be hungover and barf, why drink?
4. Why do we put up politicians, lawyers and Walmart greeters?

These are the really hard questions and so help me if I hear, "That's just the way it is." one more time I just might start to believe it and then where would I be? I'd be a well adjusted normal person. PPHHHHTTTTT!!!!!

Well, here it is. After years of searching I've found the answer I need. People are assholes. That's it. Me too; I'm an asshole too! At last! Spiritual calm, heavenly enlightenment! Oh, I'm gonna be busy for awhile, now that I know what I need to do. Ohhmmmmmmm.