Ayee Beefower Ee

Ayeev reesintlee bin reedeeng eh buk awn thu duvelupmint uv thu Inglish langwedj end Ayee wuz pridee tikuld wen Ayee red thu chaptur awn prununseeayshun. Ayee thot Ayee wud eksparamint uh lidel tu see haoo wee pranawunce sertin wurdz. Its hardur than it luks

It awlso acurd tu mee that cunsiduring thu constant flux uf not ownly thu speling, but thu meening uf wurdz, end haoo cwicly sum uf theez chayinjes cum abaoot, that its dam neeyer imposibul tu keep it awl straeet end that Ayee mieet haf tu maik uh feeyoo apalajees tu sum uf yoo fower beeying eh bit uf uh speling end gramur bich, awl theez yeeyurs. So heeyur wee go.

Ayem soree. Its bin ah lesin in hyoomilitee, lemee tel yoo, too reeuhlieez haoo rbitrehree sum uv awer spehling iz. End eh bit uv eh strayin on mahyee brayin too.

I promise I'll try to lighten up, in the future.

That iz ol.