Quiet Time

According to the Talmud, it only took Adam twelve hours to get himself kicked out of Paradise. That guy who pissed on the patio on Canada Day didn't even get ejected. Things are getting lax around here.
The Fabulous Bee is headed my way tonight and I think there's gonna be trouble. There is nothing more disturbing, to my mind, than a beautiful young girl who kicks up the kind of fuss she does. Makes me crazy. But it's summertime and in this town that means festival after festival. Long nights on the grass listening to music, the smell of pot drifting over the crowd, bitching about that really tall guy who just stood in front of me. The Fabulous Bee owns her world, though, and yeah, she owns you too, so you might just as well move.
"That don't go on all fours", you might say, but there are stranger things on this planet. Just take a deep breath, hold it in and everything will be alright.

My thoughts, today, are in London.